You are single when
- At every family function you are asked “Tu kadhi?” (when is your turn?)
- At the same family function people will have the sympathetic look while telling you “Don’t worry! After all looks aren’t everything”
- You hate family function.
- Your mother is worried
- Your friends tell you, your mother is worried
- Your relatives tell you, your mother is worried
- You feel guilty, your mother is worried
- People always reassure you that one day everything will turn all right
- You are scratching your head wondering what’s wrong with NOW?
- You always hear about people telling about the girls who don’t go for looks but try what you may, you have never met them.
- You think you looked much better when you were younger but then you realize that you could barely walk when you looked that good.
- You are always ready for any outing
- Your married friends look at your care-free life and lecture you about responsibilities
- Your married friends look at your care-free life and are very very jealous about you
- Your married friends advice you on why you need to think seriously about life which translates into how to panic
- Your married friends tell you about your son who might not be able to do his Masters in US because you married late and had retired before he got out of school.
- You get bored about analytical discussion about the area’s Schools and academic standard between two friends with children
- You hate when nobody discusses interesting topics anymore
- You are the official photographer at every 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th birthday party of your friend’s child.
- You have nowhere to go out on a Sunday evening and you don’t care either.
- You don’t care when you miss someone’s birthday
- You don’t worry about the new sale in town too
- You always think Boyfriends/husbands of pretty young girls are always Male chauvinist pigs
- Your 34/36 inch waist is not considered as handsome and it matters to many girls.
- You envy the boy on the local train who comes with a girl
- Your childhood friend suddenly drops to see you after more than 3 years of marriage. My guess, the honeymoon period is over and he needs his friends again.
- You do not have to plan your movies in theatre.
- You can decide to watch a movie in a theatre just 30 minutes before the movie.
- ……………… And you still manage to be 5 minutes before the movie
- People actually think girls rejecting you is your fault. Ummmmm, Is it really?
- You can ogle at many girls in Bharatmatrimony.com/Shaadi.com/Jeevansathi.com and that too officially
- People suggest you to join marriage bureaus and provide you addresses to different bureaus claiming to be the best
- You are on the verge of owning Lifetime Membership card from atleast a couple of Marriage bureaus.
- You realize that the girls have done the same thing and you find the same girl in atleast 4 different bureaus.
- You always wonder how a girl looks so beautiful in saree
- You realize that the girl looks different when she is dressed normally.
- You stay awake late night in front of the computer preparing this kind of stupid list
If you can think of any more, do comment
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