I know it sounds so scandalous, scandalous enough to call me “Kulta”, “Karamjale” and “Kisiko mooh dikhane ke kabil nahi chora” kind of stuff.
But believe me I had nothing to do with it. Ok! Maybe a little bit but I am not responsible. Some days back I had kept a plastic basket outside the bedroom window. The basket had some old stuff that needed to be thrown out. As everyone in our house are a bunch of lazy people, we conveniently forgot about the basket.
A few days back, while opening the window, I saw two pigeons sitting in the basket. I did not think much when Mom yesterday told me that the pigeons had laid eggs.
So here they are, nice two eggs in the perfect readymade nest they could find. Now who gives accommodation with lots of light, ventilation and totally safe and most important; no rent at all?
The answer is “Me” of course.
Anyone who needs accommodation as specified above, I am ready to help provided you can squeeze into a 1 feet by 1 feet space. I promise not to take rent.