Of Marathi poem in email and their replies

Couple of days before, my friend sent me this Marathi poem to show me how I keep very little contact with him. There were many people in the “to” list. So I don’t know if it was for all of us or for me in particular. I guess it was for all. So, to give a fitting reply, I myself mismashed few lines. Today, reading into the lines, makes me realize that I can really rhyme well even though the poem may be pathetic. (How can I call it poetry is a mystery in itself)

I tried to translate the poems to English. But I guess it would loose its charms. So, all those who don’t speak Marathi, a big Sorry. And those who speak Marathi, smile, laugh, swear, get angry and if possible please translate.

P.S. Not to be taken seriously!!

Mhanun mee haali bolatch nahi

Mitranchyi nave email-id astat,
Bhetayachya jaaga chat-rooms astat
Katyavar aata kuni bhetatach nahi
Dilkhulash shivi kadhi kani padat nahi.

Mhanun mee haali bolatch nahi

Disle ki “Hi”, jaatana Bye
Pan samor astana prashnachinha, ki bolaycha kay?
Aashi khoti javalik mee kadhi saadatch nahi
Mukhavtya aadh chehra kadhi lapavatach nahi

Mhanun mee haali bolatch nahi

Aaj ithe udya tithe……… Kaunasathi kaun thambnaar nahi
Kauni tari saath dyavi ha maaja aathahas he nahi
Pan ithun tithe jatana kuni neerop tari deil ki naahi.
Jaatana kuni ek ashru tari dharel ki nahi

Mhanun mee haali bolatch nahi

Shabdach hali arth visartat,
Savedna halli badhir hotat,
Bhavnach halli bothat hotat,
Aagdhi thodi mhansa he kavita shevat paryant vachtat

Mhanun ……………Mhanun mee haali bolatch nahi

My Reply

MEE KUNALA MAILACH KARAT NAHI…………..

Foward kelalya mail madhe paanas naava aahet
Pannas navanmadhe maaje sudha naav aahe
Bakichya ekonpannas lokana mee olkhatach nahi
Mhanun mee kunala mailach kart nahi

Teen mails pathvun ekacha reply yeto
Uttar yeta “Busy aahe! vel nahi! nantar mail karto”
Poorna divas nighun gela tari reply kadhi yetach nahi
Mhanun mee kunala mailach karat nahi

Office la jaane, office varun yeene
Office chi kaama, loka ani tyanchi rad gaane
Office madlya lokan madhe mala kaun olkhatch nahi
Mhanun mee kunala mailach karat nahi

Inbox madhe mail chi roj vaat bagto
“Aata yeil! aata yeil” ashi roj asha karto
“Refresh” button dabun dabun maaje hath ajun thaklele nahi
Mhanun majya mitra mhanun me kunala mailach karat nahi

Mitranchya girlfriends mitranchya problems
Mitranchya jeevnat hotay sarva kahi
Ithe tar majya doodhat mashi sudha padat nahi
Mhanun mee kunala mailach karat nahi

Office nantar ghari gelyavar swaypakacha kantala yeto
Tari sudha indian masale ghalun jevan roj karto
Jevanala pan aaichya hatachi chavach nahi
Mhanun mee kunala mailach karat nahi

Roj ratri teechya athvanicha pauus padto
Pausacha ek themb sahaj dolyatla ashru hoto
Jau de maaja problem aahe. kunala mee sangat nahi
Mhanun mee kunala mailach karat nahi

Anolkhi deshat bhasha, pratha sagla kahi vegla aahe
Lokanchya gardit aaj he mee ekhta aahe
Lokanchya gardhi madhe meech mala disat nahi
Kay karu ya sathi mee kunala mailach karat nahi.

Mail keli tar loka boltat “Saala Pakavtoy”
Mail nahi kela tar maaja mann mala satavtay
“Motha mhanus jhalas tu” ashe tomne thambat nahi
Chayala Mhanun mee kunala mailach karat nahi

Itka saara bolun sudha ajun khup kahi bolaychay.
Sagle barobar basun tujya kadun, sagalyan kadun aaikaychay
Mahit aahe tula bollo tar vaait tula vatnar nahi
Mag ka? Ka mee kunala mailach karat nahi??

If you are reading this, you have reached the end. You are a brave person.